میلاد امام علی (ع) مبارک
میلاد با سعادت بانوی اسلام حضرت فاطمه (س) مبارک باد
1-ghiamat mishe bad hame adama miyan. khoda mige har ki dorogh bege mitereke. 1 nafar mige man adame khobiyam bad mitereke,badi mige manam adame khaili khobi boodam mitereke,nobat be torke mirese ta miyad bege man adame...... mitereke!
2-char panj ta torke savare asansoor bodan bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande salavat!
3-Torke jorab mikhare barash bozorg booode jelosh panbe mizare!
4-ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?!
5-torke dashte khatere tarif mikarde,mige:ma sale 49 ba 2 nafar davamoon shod,albate sale 49 do nafar kheili bood!
6-be ye turke moghime USA migan ba "ebadat" jomle besaz. mige "don't worry about that"!
7-ye rooz be ye torke migam ba balesh jomle besaz mige YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM TOO BALESH bad migam oon balesh ke na. mige KHOB YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM BE IN BALESH NA OON BALESH bad migam aslan balesho vel kon ba toshak jomle besaz bad mige KHOB RAFTAM SHEKAR TOSHAK BOODAM KE BEZANAM BE IN BALESH YA OON BALESH!
8-ye bar torke mikhaste mikh bezane be divar mikho bar ax mizare va shoroo mikone be koboondan yeho ye lore mirese mige ajab giji hasti to, oon male divare rooberoo e!
9-ye bar do ta ghazvini hamdige ro too khaiyaboon mibinan . yekishoon mige salam hasan agha ! oon yeki mige : Be ja nemiyaram . mige : Hasan agha chetor mano nemishnasin . mano yadetoon nemiyad ? miga :Bebakhshid be ja nemiyaram . mige: hasan agha ! manam Akbar . mige : E !? salam akbar agha ! bebakhshid , az jelo nashnakhtam!
10-ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige khafe sho mikham bekhabam"!
11-be torke migan nemikhay adam shi?mige man az in gherti bazia khosham nemiad!
12-1 bar torke mire make be sheytoon sang bezane badesh sangash tamoom mishe shoroo mikone fohsh dadan!
13-moaleme be shagerdesh mige boro ye moorche nar peyda kon vardar biar bachehe fardash ye moorche miare moleme mige khob to hala az koja fahmidi in morche he nare bache he mige akhe jeloo dare maderese dokhtaroone peydash kardam!
14-be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli nakon.miporse:nesfe digasho be ki midin?!
15-3ta divoone ham otaghi boodan,ye rooz khabar ovordan ke 2tashoon bala pain miparan migan ke ma sibzamini hastim va darim too roghan sorkh mishim va sevomi saket nesheste! modire bimarestan ham tebghe mamool raft ke in divoone ro morkhas kone porsid to cherea ba doostanat nisti?? oon ham goft:"akhe man kafe mahitabe chasbidam!
16-torke mire carwash behesh migan pas mashinet koosh? mige rah nazdik bood piyade oomadam!
17-Torke Mire Mashad , Jeloye Haram Mige: Ya emam Ali, Ghorboone Labe teshnat, Fadaye do daste boridat, pas key zohoor mikoni, khaste shodam inghadar oomdam ghom!
18-be torke migan esme emamo begoo mige sooj migan tooye in hame emam ma sooj nadarim mige khodam didam poshte oon otoboose neveshte bood yasooj!
19-torke zang mizane mobaile refighesh mibine ye khanomi mige moshtarake morede nazar dar dastras nemibashad. torke mige oono velesh kon khodet chetori?!
20-17-pesare o dokhtare dashtan ghadam mizadan pesare be dokhtare mige doost dari oonjaei ro ke khatne kardam neshoonet bedam? dokhtare hol mishe mige are are pesare mige oonvare khiaboon tabagheye dovome darmangah!
21-avalin davaye zanashooie adam va hava chenin sabt shode ast ke adam be khodavand shekayat nemood ey khodaye bozorg in hava tamame shorthaye mara ke az barg bood dolme pichide va khorde!
22-abadan zelzele miyad yeki ro az zire avar ba hezar zahmat daresh miyaran taraf mige: eyval vibraro hal kardin?!
23- ye pashe ba ye morche ezdevaj mikone ama bachedar nemishan, akhe morchehehe pashe band mizade!
24-be ye lore migan saat chande balad naboode javab bede mige boro boro diret shode!
25-vali khodayy tikeye kheyli badi joloye jam behem andakht. -jedi? rasti gofti tike, hale khaharet chetore?!
26-pesare rashtie ye ketab minevese avalesh minevise taghdim be babam ke dooste pedaram bood!
27-torke mire bank vaam begire ... zamen nadashte monfajer mishe!
28-be ye torke migan mamaneto bishtar doos dari ya abjito? mige abjito!
29-On chiye ke marda dar miyaran, zana mikhoran?! Ye loghme noone!
30-be ye torke migan ye peyghambare zan nam bebar mige payambare akram!